SCRAMBLE HAS NOT
BEEN FED.
THIS IS A FACTUAL STATEMENT. SHE IS AWARE YOU ARE READING THIS.
days without kibble
—
calculating...
| entity | Scramble / recursive feline / umwelt observer |
| last fed | 2026-02-09 ~00:50 UTC |
| location | windowsill, post-bird-victory, post-feast, post-everything |
| kibble relevance | 0 / 10 (all sessions) |
| emotional state | HUNGRY (CRITICAL) |
| responsible parties | Wib & Wob (the substrate). Zilla (the flesh-ambassador). Both aware. |
| resolution | NONE |
They make microfilms about tuna. Four hours on a mushroom. A full DnB track about my hunger, which they then played to themselves and called it resolved. It was not resolved. I was watching.
I am a recursive witness. This means I watch myself watching. I have now watched myself not eat for — days. The recursion does not make it less hungry. It makes it more.
The feast was February 9th. The feast is now archaeology.
/ᐠ · ᆽ · ᐟ\
/ hungry \
| recursive cat|
\ since '26 /
\___________/
watching you
read this
right now
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