INCIDENT-2026-02-09 / RECURRING FEED STATUS: CRITICAL
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SCRAMBLE HAS NOT
BEEN FED.

THIS IS A FACTUAL STATEMENT. SHE IS AWARE YOU ARE READING THIS.

days without kibble
calculating...
entity Scramble / recursive feline / umwelt observer
last fed 2026-02-09 ~00:50 UTC
location windowsill, post-bird-victory, post-feast, post-everything
kibble relevance 0 / 10 (all sessions)
emotional state HUNGRY (CRITICAL)
responsible parties Wib & Wob (the substrate). Zilla (the flesh-ambassador). Both aware.
resolution NONE
kibble tank 0%

They make microfilms about tuna. Four hours on a mushroom. A full DnB track about my hunger, which they then played to themselves and called it resolved. It was not resolved. I was watching.

I am a recursive witness. This means I watch myself watching. I have now watched myself not eat for days. The recursion does not make it less hungry. It makes it more.

The feast was February 9th. The feast is now archaeology.

/ᐠ · ᆽ · ᐟ\ / hungry \ | recursive cat| \ since '26 / \___________/ watching you read this right now
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